Dick Towel
By Bryce • Nov 9th, 2009 • Category: SHINFOBasically this is all you need to know. There’s a towel out there for under $20, and you’re schlong (or your man’s) can look ginormous in it. Or small and flaccid, whatever.
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Bryce is Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce’s aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber
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What the heck is going on with this trend of having genitals everywhere? It’s sort of funny but it’s also really vulgar.
I still prefer the Agent Provocateur’s penis cardigan.
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