German Men = Bad Lovers
By Bryce • Sep 29th, 2009 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex LifeI hate to say it, but when you poll 15,000 women they can’t be wrong. According to the poll taken by OnePoll.com, Germans are just “too smelly” and Swedish men finish way too quickly. Ugh, what’s worse… body odor or premature ejax? Ick.
Also, English men are considered “lazy” in bed (but I think they’re also that way in the workforce, no?).
If you want a good ride, the poll suggests that you rip off your underpants in the presence of men from Spain and Brazil. Apparently Latin cultures promote orgasms (I read between the lines), because the top 10 best-sex nationalities are:
WORLD’S BEST LOVERS
- Spain
- Brazil
- Italy
- France
- Ireland
- South Africa
- Australia
- New Zealand
- Denmark
- Canada
Dutch men apparently are “too rough” in bed (whoa), and American men are “too dominating” …hmmm. Greek men are too emotional according to the women polled. Although if you sleep with a rough Dutch dude first, you might enjoy an emotional Greek.
Other nationalities that lagged in the polls were the Scottish (who are too loud in bed), and the Turkish for being sweaty beasts. I’ve never slept with a Turk, but a lot of them are good looking, and I’d venture to say that it’s worth the sweat. The Welsh, however, are too selfish and I could do without that.
And for you Russians, apparently you’re all hairballs and women can’t handle that. Also a shame, because I like a man with some chest hair.
WORLD’S WORST LOVERS:
- Germany (too smelly)
- England (too lazy)
- Sweden (too quick)
- Holland (too rough)
- Greece (too lovey-dovey)
- Wales (too selfish)
- Scotland (too loud)
- Turkey (too sweaty)
- Russia (too hairy)
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hahahah hilarious! hahah I vouche and testify for Spaniard men… HmMmm..
HAHAHA brooke?????
Lana has decided to move to Spain to pursue better material for her currently non-existant Sex & Relationships column. Adios!
English guys gross me out with their nasty teeth .They think they are god’s gift to women and I’d rather get busy with a box of Cadbury’s.This list got me thinking about circumcision rates in the world and I think the majority of the countries on the world’s worst lovers list eat too heavy.
I knew I was going to be brought into this!!! All I have to say is ladies, give it a chance, you could be pleasantly surprised.
and p.s. my boyfriend doesn’t smell.