Hello Kitty & Your Hoo-ha
Can now be connected, forever. If you’re an Asian girl, or lover of all-things-Asian (much like myself), you’re going to breathe a sigh of relief when you read the next line.
You can now give birth to your babies in a certified Hello Kitty maternity ward.
Whew. My kid has a Japanese middle name, and I feel like a total failure for not giving birth to him in the maternity hospital in Taiwan that created this beautiful birthing experience. The good news is, I’m not done, I’ll reproduce again… and next time, I’ll be on my way to Taiwan for that last trimester.
This is the world’s first and only Hello Kitty maternity hospital. It’s centrally located in Yuanlin, Taiwan, and was originally built in 2006 with a capacity of thirty beds. They hope this Japanese cartoon will help ease stress and help biz… and heck, it makes me want to breed.
Two quick side notes.
1- this would comfortably fit into “cuddle tourism”
and, 2- i think boys born here almost certainly end up gay
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