Save the Rainforest With Your Tits
By Bryce • Jun 30th, 2009 • Category: HEALTHI’ve never felt so empowered. I thought using recycled paper napkins, cutting down on my gasoline and electricity usage, and using an aluminum water bottle was all I could do to save the rainforest. I was terribly wrong. Now, you may think that the fact that I’ve actually created a new human has increased my carbon footprint (diapers, more oxygen being consumed, etc), but I’ve vowed to make sure I plant a tree for every new human I produce, and pay careful attention to new and innovative ways to save the Earth. One really important way to preserve our perfect planet is to watch out for all other living creatures, and nurture them as our own sons and daughters. Literally.
Bravo to this tribal women in the Amazonian rainforest. I’m thinking of following her lead, only in a cuter and better-titted way (a la Salma Hayek).
According to Amazon-Tribes.com, “Photograph of an indigenous woman nursing a Woolly monkey (Lagothrix lagotricha) in the Amazon rain forest. Curiously, it is not uncommon for indigenous women in the Amazon to breastfeed a young monkey whose mother has died. Often during hunting, the mother will be killed leaving behind her young. Indigenous Amazonians often adopt the young monkey as a pet, hence the women breastfeeding the monkey in the above picture.”
You can enjoy Salma Hayek’s cuter boobs, but equally as “generous” spirit here:
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Bryce is Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce’s aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber
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B…..You stepping up to the plate?
MMMMMM….that Monkey doesn’t seem as enthusiastic as the baby was for Selma’s milk jug…..Wonder why????
there are some other initiations from other countries government. The Obama administration has forgiven Indonesia $30 million in debt payments. In return, the government of the Southeast Asian archipelago nation has agreed to spend the money on protecting the rainforests of
Sumatra, the sixth largest island in the world.