Why I love Apple: The Masturbation App
By Britten • May 12th, 2009 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT
Being National Masturbation Month, a lot of questions, comments, and/or concerns have arose. Such as: Has there been an increase in masturbatory injuries? Are people sharing their tales of self-discovery?
So I turned to most obvious source of social communication from my bed to the bottom of these inquiries- my mobile Facebook. Of course, I immediately found what I was looking for posted by a friend of mine:
Remember that text you shouldn’t have sent last night? They do.
TFLN is a compilation of musings from anonymous texters chronicling Best Nights and Worst Nights and purely for our enjoyment.
Then scrolled down my touch screen to yet another reason why I love Apple:
(281): How do you jack off and text at the same time?
(1-281): On my iPhone- they have an app for that.
I was not only tickled pink, I was ecstatic that drunk dialing was so 2 years ago.
*photo courtesy of BL.com
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Britten is born and raised in New Jersey and spent her 20’s breaking hearts in California, getting her MFA in writing along the way. Now she’s back in NYC, ready to disclose her scandalous tales and mint some new ones. Can’t live without: Kiehl’s lip balm, her Pucci clutch, and L’eau d’Issey. See more of her at http://www.scenebseen.com
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Didn’t someone already blog on this site already?? You lot must really like it and it is defo always funny to read!