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Once, Twice, Bryce is The Lady: Her 25th B-Day Was Crazy

By Britten • May 1st, 2009 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT

Mirror Mirror on the wall,

Who is the chicest lady of them all?

Bryce! Bryce! Bryce Gruber, we say-

As we celebrate her 25th Birthday!

They came in droves, with lines ’round the block-

To join the fete on The Empire Hotel Rooftop.

An Open Bar sponsored by Peroni,

After that, it sort of cost lots of money.

But that didn’t stop the peeps from getting sloshed,

Not even guests from Top Chef or Steph Georgopulos.

NHK was there, to film all the madness,

Along with Photogs and Botox,

And a DJ straight up hotness.

Ashley presented a cake that was, of course, a little racy,

Made by Tasty Lacy’s own Lisa Lacy.

It was a tres glamster fashion galore-

And as if we didn’t know this before,

This isn’t just my opinion,

Ms. Gruber is a Queen,

And her 1000 guests happy to be her minion.

On this-

Her special day,

We wouldn’t have had it any other way.

*Photo 1: Bryce Gruber and Kai Hsing

*Photo 2: Sam, Stephanie Georgopulos, and Jean-Luc

*Photo 3: Bryce’s Bday cake made by The Luxury Spot’s and Tasty Lacy’s Lisa Lacy


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Britten is born and raised in New Jersey and spent her 20’s breaking hearts in California, getting her MFA in writing along the way. Now she’s back in NYC, ready to disclose her scandalous tales and mint some new ones. Can’t live without: Kiehl’s lip balm, her Pucci clutch, and L’eau d’Issey. See more of her at http://www.scenebseen.com
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3 Responses »

  1. HA! I was wondering how one might rhyme something with my last name. Brilliant!

  2. haha… nice work Brittenypoo, thanksies:)

  3. Good post,This was exactly what I needed to read today! I am sure this has relevance to many of us out there.

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