Recycle Your Sex Toys… Into Playgrounds?
By Lana • Apr 9th, 2009 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPSHey all you freaky-deaky, tree-hugging, sex toy users! Worried about how your dildos/vibrators/cock rings/anal plugs/whips/sex swings will affect the environment when you’re finished finishing with them?
Don’t sweat it! RecycleYourSexToy.com has it under control. I thankfully learned about the Central Florida-based company, which recently launched last December, while at an “Eco-Friendly Sex Toy” brunch at Babeland in hippy-ridden Park Slope, Brooklyn. Though I was there to take notes on how to live an eco-sexy lifestyle, it was unexpected that I would be educated about the recycleables used to construct some parks and playgrounds: dildos/vibrators/cock rings/anal plugs/whips/sex swings!
Yes, mates – you read correctly. The same plastic I once used to pleasure my G-spot while fantisizing about Johnny Depp, may be found at a playground near you!
Just imagine: one day your own children will frolic in a playplace made of vibrators and penis sleeves, blissfully unaware of its origins…
And on the off-chance that your dildo collection wasn’t actually melted into a park bench, it most likely ended up as a “decorative yard fixture.”
Before
After
But enough about how clever it is. You’re probably wondering what the Standard Operating Procedures for sex toy recycling are:
-Wash your toys (or not, if you want to be a total cockface)
-Take the batteries out of your toys
-Package the toys for shipment, and ship!
-Be sure to include your name and email address, because you’ll get a $10 gift certificate for one of the site’s participating affiliates!
So there you have it, the nation’s first sex toy recycling program.
Thanks, Florida.
Related posts:
- Sexy Sale at Adam & Eve
- Sex Toys: WTF?!
- Saving Anal Sex For Marriage
- GiGi & Sexplosion: Masturbatory Heaven
- ECO Sunglasses- Recycle Your Style
Lana is a free-spirited and sociable young lady, Czech-born and London-raised. Now living in New York, she dishes on her dates with the fabulous and flawed men of the city as The Luxury Spot’s sex and relationships columnist. Lana is certainly not lacking in opportunities for adventure, being a desirable girl. The stories you’ll hear are true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
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