When Desperation Meets… Arranged Marriage??
By Emily • Mar 17th, 2009 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPSSo you say you hit your dating “rock bottom?!” Have no fear! Arranged marriage is here! In the lonely city of Seattle, there is a 26 year-old who has given up on dating. Having gone through a pretty tumultuous break-up recently, this idea doesn’t sound half bad. Whether or not she’s entirely serious, or posted this after another crappy date she’s met online, shes now left finding a husband up to her parents and the mighty Gods of craigslist.com.
Even though she didn’t include a picture, one can only assume she’s a fox. Hey, its not a bad deal. You get one hampster, a car and one (slightly used) vagina. Shes even got a positive outlook on life, setting aside the fact shes given up at 26, but who cares! By posting this, I am hoping to make her husband search bi-coastal. Not for nothing, but she sounds kinda cool. So all you men looking for a wife, get that dowry in hand, and contact her and her parents now!!!
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Emily is a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that’s on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Things that she won't leave home without? Her blackberry, Chanel lipgloss in Ironic Tonic, and her swagger. If you have no shame, follow her on Twitter @EisforEm
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This whole arranged marriage thing is not that strange any more. There is actually a website I just discovered called thebonvivantgroup.com that does it to some success! It all sounds circa biblical times, but I think it makes a wacky kind of sense too. I mean we all know how hard it is to find a decent, straight boyfriend in manhattan, let alone a guy who is ready to settle down. The Bon Vivant Group apparently culls down the crowd. Check the site out. I’m interested in other opinions on this.