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17 New Year’s Resolutions and Why You Shouldn’t Make Them

Written by zoe

We know you probably made half of these already, and probably broke them. Here’s 17 New Year’s resolutions that you shouldn’t even make and why you shouldn’t make them.

  1. Lose weight. Come on, you’re better than that.
  2. Drink more green juice. Don’t you know that orange is the new black? Carrots are in.
  3. Save money. I know those Jimmy Choo wedged sandals are calling your name.
  4. Travel more. Face it, your couch rocks.
  5. Stop watching Netflix. Netflix is a gift from the gods, we should appreciate it.
  6. Cut the carbs. Three words for you: cheese and bread. 
  7. Hang out with your family more. Didn’t you just go through the holidays? Wasn’t it torture? Right.
  8. Keep your home clean. Um hello, I’m pretty sure they have Uber for maids by now.
  9. Stop buying designer jeans. If they make your butt look great, they’re worth it. 
  10. Go vegetarian. Why would you do that to yourself?
  11. Read more. What? Blogs? Ok, good.
  12. Disconnect. I dare you to not to check Instagram for three hours.
  13. Get outside more. See #4.
  14. Call your mother more. Do you really need a reminder on the fact that you don’t have a boyfriend?
  15. Buy more art. I think Carrie Bradshaw said it best, “I like my money where I can see it, hanging in my closet.”
  16. Make dinner more. Do you really want to put your favorite Chinese food spot out of business?
  17. Stop buying coffee. WHAT?!

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zoe

Zoë is a California native who (not-so-secretly) wishes she was European born. She lives for #foodporn, a fabulous pair shoes, and everything digital. She once went to three countries in one day just to say she'd been to 22 countries by the time she was 22.

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