If California is your home state, then I can only assume you surfed out of your mother’s vagina in a cloud of pot smoke, and immediately went to a Gerber baby audition with outdated headshots from your last ultrasound.
California, like many other states has a particular reputation for housing stupid people. These 10 dumb laws from both the city and state governments do nothing to negate that. All I am saying is that California elected the Terminator as their governor. Twice.
California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates
It’s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time.
You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
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