mario lopez

You Need to Try Mexican Penis if You Haven’t Already

Mexican penis is even better than tacos. As a gay man, I would like to proudly state that I have tried (or plan to try) pretty much every color, ethnicity, and nationality of penis on the global menu of penisry. And yes, I am aware that penisry probably isn’t a word, but I mentioned that I am gay, and making up words is one of our favorite pastimes...

15 Best Korean Sheet Mask Picks to Try Now

15 Best Korean Sheet Mask Picks to Try Now

The best Korean sheet mask options, rounded up. You’re welcome. We’ve collected the best Korean sheet mask picks for different skin types, budgets, and lifestyles. Get ready for some facial happiness thanks to the fine art of Korean skinc...

Did I tell you? I have a new show, Raising Manhattan

Did I tell you? I have a new show, Raising Manhattan

Did I tell you yet? I have a new show on Awestruck. A lot of big things have been happening over in the Gruber-Hermon household. Pretty exciting stuff, actually. First, we went from having four kids in our New York City apartment, to having five. No,...

Did I tell you? I have a new show, Raising Manhattan

Did I tell you? I have a new show, Raising Manhattan

Did I tell you yet? I have a new show on Awestruck. A lot of big things have been happening over in the Gruber-Hermon household. Pretty exciting stuff, actually. First, we went from having four kids in our New York City apartment, to having five. No, you didn’t miss a pregnancy, and no, we didn’t adopt. A really beautiful, sweet, and fr...

ASOS Says ‘Free Your Tushie’ With New Pants Offering

ASOS Says ‘Free Your Tushie’ With New Pants Offering

Free your tushie, fashion lover. In the event your tushie has been living a caged life, there’s good news. ASOS, the relatively-fine fashion retailer responsible for clip-on man buns and a variety of questionable fashion moments, has debuted a pair of assless pants that’ll help you show off your fresh butt tuck surgery results. Are we k...